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Tir 22nd, 1392.

Hey! Dear gooshkonies, I really don’t know where to start from, but I know I should start it anyway.

Let me talk about my Player. These days, Using and positioning my MP3 Player has been turned in to a very frustrating and necessary task at the same time. It’s frustrating because I have to switch the position of my poor Player twice a day and did I mention necessary? That’s because if I don’t switch the position of this poor device regularly, I may lose it forever! To tell the truth, this switching has something to do with our neighborhood and its mischievous kids. Although it’s against my belief, each time I’m around the neighborhood, I have to cover my Player in my pocket and pass the headphone wire into my ears from under my clothes so the only thing that remains scene would be a small portion of headphone wires and nothing more. All these security measures are taken place just because of a dozen of dangerous kids; they may want to try my Player and, worst of all happens when some of them want to own my poor device. This way, the device wouldn’t be on access for them to be sneaked, but the dark side is that I wouldn’t be able to control the device also. Anyway, this problem rectifies automatically when I get out of the neighborhood, as no one wants to play with it, snick it out or try it anymore, and I can easily clip the Player into my collar and, control it like shaping wax in my hands. To make the story short, I hope our culture will improve one day, so I can use my Player here freely with no worries at all.

May you have a wonderful time forever!

۶ دیدگاه دربارهٔ «Tir 22nd, 1392.»

Hey Mojie, i’ll tell you what: to get rid of this, you’ve got a couple of ways, First of all, why don’t you put your player on a big sale, if you did now, lots of people might haggle a lot to get it. this way, you’d make a small fortune, next, if you do miss your darling and don’t dare sell it, just paint it in an invisible color, you know, there are colors making things invisible out of the others’ sights. an other path to go is to change your route, think of taking shortcuts to get to your destiny, if you could do none, just shout: “Candies, Candies” yelling at the children gonna approach you, they’ll immediately hit the road. yep, got it? that’s the way it is.

Hey dude, forgot to tell you something, a very nice solution, you know, as soon as the kids are gonna get close to you, throw an invitation at them, yeah, an invitation in which you’ve written “you all, Invited to a nice crab stand in the Fisherman’s wharf located in San Francisco; a Seaport in W California, Definitely, it’s gonna be my treat” this way, you may pacify the kids. it’ll cost you a bit, you know, you’ve got to pay the bill, but it’s certainly worth keeping your nice Darling (the MP3 Player) safe. Later.

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